THE
“NEW” COW TIMES NEW YEAR’S EDITION
Correspondents: Butt Horney, M.O.O., Chief Officer of the Grazing Department.
Amoolia Spotts, Headmoostress of the Milking Studios.
Maggy, who often supplies us with curious information. Is not fond of mice.
Elephant, who was clever enough to convince the two bovines to be benefactors and correspondents.
Paul J. The interestedcat owner and into LIMPHOCYTES NEUTROPHILS AND MACROPHAGES!
Purrl is a helpful kit-cat for info about Gennama (Moocow Times 1, article 1,) and owner of The Sink Cat Times.
Written by Moose, our Maine (Maine, moose, ha?) writer.
Table of Contents
Horse Clues: Not Just At New Year!
Photos of Moose’s House on December 30th, 31st, and January 1st!!
Krazy Krow’s Kollection of New Year’s Traditions!Gulley Reveals Himself!!!
Gennama Strikes Again! (To understand, read Moo Cow Times 1, article 1)
Rant
BONUS: GHOST AND GULLEY’S MONKEY SONG!!!
HORSE CLUES: NOT JUST AT NEW YEAR
THE GLORIOUS TRUTH
BY MOOSE
Have you heard the myth that all horses have their birthday on Jan. 1st?
It is not true, my pleasant pals, however much fact hides behind fiction. Actually, horses are bornany day, not on NYsD (New Year’s Day.) Well, some could by coincidence be born Jan. Firsties, but back to the “mane” topic.
Thoroughbred horses are race horses, and come from three Arabian horses that started the line. So that all Thoroughbreds born in that year can start training at the same time, they claim January First as their Birthday.
Pictures from the New Year’s House
1. The New Year’sTree
2. American Girl Dolls
3. New Year’s Dresses
4. Hangin’ around, Waiting for New Year!
NEW YEAR!
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Krazy Krow’s Kollection of New Year’s Traditions!
I, Krazy Krow, am a New Year’s Bird. I adore traditions of any kind. Here are a few of my fabulos favorites.
Sit and watch the New Year’s Specialon TV
Dekorate a Russian New Year’s Tree
Get a Russian box of New Year’s Kandy
Dance
Go Koo-koo!!!
Thank you for reading this kommon yet kompletely extraordinary list.
Ta-Ta!
Ai, Gulley, aim…
AI GHOZD!!! (I, Gulley, am… A GHOST!)
Ghost: Oh, how wonderful, Gulley, how funny…
Gulley: Ai aim noot kedeeng! (I am not kidding!)
Ghost: Y-you aren’t?!?!
Gulley: Noop! (Nope!)
Ghost:AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIII!
Gulley: Vay tew scree-am! (Way to scream!)
Gennama Strikes Again!!!
By Moose
As you can tell, Ma Genna, otherwise known as Gennama, Is doing it again. She is now NAMING ROCKS!
She is most likely the lonely type.
THANK PURRL FOR THE INFO!
Rant by Moose
Ooolaah, laah, laah: Cheese, Antonies, and Be Kind Of Peas. I never expected to sell you those peas! But then youbought them and now you agree… That they are kind of salty. How dumb can I get? How dumb can I not get? How stupid is me? How stupid is not she? I know I’m making no sense that proves I’m dumb, you see, but I still say I shouldn’t have sold you those peas, Those Peas, THOSE PEAS! I sneeze on no one’s cheese. WEIRDNESS! How stupid can I get in one afternoon? It’s kind of crazy. And know a sciencetest is underway. And call out a random number `til twenty. Llll, thirteen. Uh-oh, that’s unlucky. Today… is… Thursday. Tomorrow’s Friday. Um, I’ll just say twelve. Twelve. Ah, I love you, o cheese! Afternoon, my pleasant pals! I’m strange! I’ll probably post these words on the Moo Cow Times.
Ghost and Gulley’s Monkey Song!
note: I have taken away Gulley’s accent in this one so readers don’tget confused. I think I translated properly.
Gulley: Hello, I am Gulley, and this is my partner Ghost.
Ghost: *Huff* No, YOU’RE my partner.
GU: Sorry, Ghost. Anyway, we have something strange to- *drops recorder* AAAHHH! Uh, and you know I am the ghost, yet HIS name is Ghost, and I’m Gulley. Ugh.
GH: So?
GU: Uh, yes. The song. *sings* I have a little story-
GH: A shame it isn’t gory.
GU: It’s…
