*”Knock ‘Em* Out”
Alright so this is a song about anyone, it could be anyone.
You’re just doing your own thing and someone comes out the blue,
They’re like,
“Alright”
What ya saying,
“Yeah can I take your digits?”
And you’re like, “no not in a million years, you’re nasty
please leave me alone.”
Cut to the pub on a lads night out,
Man at the bar cos it was his shout,Clocks this bird and she looks OK,
Caught him looking and she walks his way,
“Alright darling, you gonna buy us a drink then?”
“Err no, but I was thinking of buying one for your friend…”
She’s got no taste hand on his waist, tries to pull away but her lips on his face,
“If you insist I’ll have a white wine spritzer”
“Sorry love, but you ain’t a pretty picture.”
[Chorus]
Can’tknock em out, can’t walk away,
Try desperately to think of the politest way to say,
Just get out my face, just leave me alone,
And no you can’t have my number,
“Why?”
Because I’ve lost my phone.
Oh yeah, actually yeah I’m pregnant, having a baby in like 6 months so no, yeah, yeah…
“I recognise this guy’s way of thinking…”
As he comes over her face starts sinking,
She’s like,”Oh here we go..”
It’s a routine check that she already knows, she’s thinking they’re all the same.
“Yeah you alright baby? You look alright still, yeah what’s your name?”
She looks in her bag, takes out a fag, tries to get away from the guy on a blag, can’t find a light,
“Here use mine”
“You see the thing is I just don’t have the time.”
[Chorus]
Can’t knock em out, can’twalk away,
Try desperately to think of the politest way to say,
Just get out my face, just leave me alone,
And no you can’t have my number,
“Why?”
Because I’ve lost my phone.
Go away now, let me go,
Are you stupid? Or just a little slow?
Go away now I’ve made myself clear,
Nah it’s not gonna happen,
Not in a a million years,
[Chorus x2]
Can’t knock em out, can’t walkaway,
Try desperately to think of the politest way to say,
Just get out my face, just leave me alone,
And no you can’t have my number,
“Why?”
Because I’ve lost my phone.
Nah I’ve gotta go cos my house is on fire,
I’ve got herpes, err no I’ve got syphilis…
AIDS, AIDS, I’ve got AIDS!
LE VIE EN ROSE
PAS ENCORE
PARTY IN THE USA
FLY ON THE WALL
WHO’D HAVE KNOWN
UP THEJUNCTION
TAKE WHAT YOU TAKE
A picture paints a thousand words,
As one closes, another door opens
And two wrongs don’t make a right
Now good things come to those who wait,
Take the highs with the lows dear,
You’ll get what your given and everything’s gonna be alright.
What the fuck do you know?
Just cos you’re old you think your wise,
But who the hell are you though,I didn’t even ask for your advice
You wanna keep your mouth shut,
You wanna take your thoughts elsewhere,
Cos you’re doing in my nut,
And do you think I care?
Chorus
Say what you say,
Do what you do
Feel what you feel,
As long as it’s real.
I said take what you take
And give what you give
Just be what you want,
Just as long as it’s real.
Now by a horse,I once was told
That all that glitters is not gold
And all that is to fear is fear itself.
This horsey also told me,
I should keep my friends close but keep my enemies closer,
So as to protect myself.
What the fuck do you know?
Just cos you’re old you think your wise,
But who the hell are you though,
I didn’t even ask for your advice
You wanna keep your mouth shut,You wanna take your thoughts elsewhere,
Cos you’re doing in my nut,
And do u think care?
Chorus
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Chorus x4
HEART OF GLASS
Once I had a love and it was a gas
Yeah Soon turned out had a heart of glass
Seemed like the real thing, only to find
Mucho mistrust, love’s…
